fairycosmos:

very funny that an older woman living alone with a bunch of cats was always such a negative stereotype. god forbid women experience peace

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: “Hey guys, remember how I told you before we started that the final combat was going to be very, very difficult? And that the encounter-builder I used labeled that combat as ‘Extremely Deadly with a High Likelihood of TPK’? And that I advised you to work together and make good choices when you built your characters, because party balance would be very important?”

Party: [collective nods] “Yes.”

DM: “Good! So please explain to me why 1. The party is composed entirely of a Paladin that’s somehow useless at healing and two of the squishiest wizards I’ve ever seen, and 2. Not one of you purchased a single healing potion??”

rhubarbes:

Jalal Merzoug

mixtape22:

I Worried, Mary Oliver

worrysomegus:

I’m being oppressed

lionfloss:

Fluorite on Dolomite

archipelagoofliterarynonsense:

teaboot:

fattylime:

a study i did because i realized idk how to draw environments at all LMAO

STOP SCROLLING THIS IS A PAINTING

beewitch4:

❗Pro tip: You can think about gay sex on the clock. It’s free and they can’t stop you.

havingrevelations:

shaking six year old me by the shoulders YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT LOVE AND ABOUT FAIRNESS AND ABOUT SHARING IS CARING. YOU WERE RIGHT. THE ADULTS DON’T KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT TRUTH THAN YOU DO. KEEP BELIEVING IN THE FAIRIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN. NOTHING IS “JUST THE WAY IT IS”. I AM SORRY THEY EVER CONVINCED YOU TO FEEL SHAME. YOU ARE REAL AND A PART OF THIS WORLD. YOU WERE RIGHT.